Saturday, 23 August 2014

so SICK JOKES

When a Malaysia Airlines plane carrying 295 people went down over Ukraine on Thursday, it marked the second tragedy involving the airline in just a few months.
In March, another Malaysia Airlines plane disappeared en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. That plane still has not been found.
In light of these incidents, American Pie star Jason Biggs, now appearing in Netflix’sOrange Is the New Black, took to Twitter to make the following joke about the airline, and soon found himself on the receiving end of several hate-filled tweets.
Biggs tried to clarify his feelings about the crash, also tweeting the following:
But the damage had been done. Users condemned his remarks and Biggs went on a bit of a Twitter rant defending himself.
“Hey all you ‘too soon’ a**holes- it’s a f—ing joke. You don’t have to think it’s funny, or even be on my twitter page at all,” he wrote.
He also tweeted the following:
And he condemned TMZ for associating him with the crash.
He also retweeted some users who defended his comments, including one praising his ability to keep a sense of humor amidst tragedy and one wondering why people are upset since he “didn’t joke about the deaths,” he “joked about not wanting to fly on that airline.”

Thursday evening, Biggs issued an apology in a series of tweets:

"1). Hey all- ok, so- I am deleting my previous tweets. People were offended, and that was not my intent. Sorry to those of you that were."

"2). This is obviously a horrible tragedy, and everyone-including myself- is sad and angry about it. Sending positive thoughts to the…"

”3). victims and their families. P.S. No one is making me send these tweets- I simply understand that my comments might have come off…”

"4). as insensitive and ill-timed. For that, I apologize."
https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/jason-biggs-slammed-for-malaysian-airlines-jokes-92124796991.html
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

 http://www.sickipedia.org/illness-and-mortality/suicide/a-man-goes-into-a-library-and-asks-for-a-3206#ixzz3BGrHPrL5

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Strange Creature Caught on Tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndpRlCwUig

Strange Creature Caught on Tape

Published on 25 Jun 2014
A strange mystery monster creature - Lord Of The Rings character Gollum, was photographed by a Chinese Tourist near Huairou, Beijing.

The Gollum-like mystery beast's images were posted on the internet quickly after it was spotted by the Chinese camping tourist in the mountains.

Is this an alien, a prank, or some new human hybrid creature?

So what's the deal with this creature that was caught on tape?

A Chinese Tourist was camping with friends outside of Beijing [Huairou, Beijing] when he spotted something mysterious in the woods

He snuck over and snapped some photos before escaping in fear.

The tourist then uploaded the creepy images of the Gollum-like creature from Lord of the Rings to the internet to get some help in learning the origins of his discovery.

He was quoted saying "I walked far away to have a pee, and suddenly saw a monster. I took a few pictures of it, but I am now terrified by my courage then."

A comment on the photo later revealed that this creature was just an sci-fi actor who wrote "Over the weekend I and my friends went to the mountains to take a mini sci-fi film.
And when I was having a pee a person popped up and took pictures of me and shot away."

*Well, I was disappointed to find that out that this really wasn't a real-life Gollum, but that's how a lot of these bizarre creature mysteries end.

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Thursday, 24 July 2014

MH17: Russia accuses US of fabricating evidence

MH17: Russia accuses US of fabricating evidence

Russia's deputy defence minister says US evidence 'mostly cited social networks' and did not correspond to reality

 

Russia suggested on Thursday that the United States was trying to fabricate evidence that separatists in eastern Ukraine shot down Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17.
Anatoly Antonov, deputy defence minister, said Washington's claims that pro-Russian rebels fired a missile that hit the plane on July 17 "mostly cited social networks" and did not correspond to reality.
Alexander Yakovenko, Russia's ambassador to Britain, also poured scorn on the widespread belief that Moscow is supplying the rebels, saying: "Russia doesn't supply weapons to local de facto (separatist) authorities in eastern Ukraine" and that "no evidence whatsoever has been presented that the Russian government has been doing this".
The ambassador's comment came after a Nato source told Reuters news agency the alliance was seeing a rising flow of arms into the conflict zone from Russia.
Mr Antonov said US intelligence experts had claimed they could "prove the guilt of the [pro-Russian] militia and almost Russia itself" and were in possession of technical data and satellite photographs to back up their accusation.
"So where is this evidence?" he asked on the Rossiya-24 channel. "Why is it not presented to the public? Is it, if I may say so, still being finished off?"
Barack Obama, the US president, said earlier this week that MH17 was brought down by a surface-to-air missile that was fired from "territory that is controlled by Russian separatists". Samantha Powers, US ambassador to the UN, went further adding "we cannot rule out technical assistance from Russian personnel in operating the systems".
US intelligence officials appeared to backtrack somewhat later, saying they had no definitive evidence about who exactly fired the missile, or about Russian involvement. However, the officials said it was implausible that Ukrainian forces fired the missile, and they still believed the separatists were likely to blame.


An armed pro-Russian separatist guards a crash site of the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 (Reuters)
Also on Thursday, Arseniy Yatsenyuk, Ukraine's prime minister resigned after parliament's governing coalition collapsed. New elections to the chamber are expected to be held in October or November.
"I announce my resignation in connection with the dissolution of the parliamentary coalition and the blocking of government initiatives," a furious Mr Yatsenyuk told parliament.
Mr Yatsenyuk said the "government and the prime minister must resign" after several parties pulled out of the European Choice parliamentary majority.
The pro-Western Mr Yatsenyuk – who has helped steer the country through upheaval since the ouster of Kremlin-backed leader Viktor Yanukovych in February – lashed out at the decision to pull the plug on the coalition as Kiev is struggling to end a bloody separatist insurrection tearing apart the east.
Ukrainian forces have made advances against pro-Russian separatists in the east of in recent days, but the rebels still control the large cities of Donetsk and Luhansk.
 
A piece of the wreckage is seen at a crash site of the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 (Reuters)
In Holland, more planes arrived carrying a further 51 unidentified bodies from the MH17 crash, which killed all 298 people on board.
The Dutch Safety Board (DSB), which is in charge of investigating the crash, said that it had successfully extracted data from the aircraft's flight data recorder, or "black box", for analysis. The recorder had not been tampered with, the DSB said.
Alexander Khodakovsky, leader of the rebels' Vostok battalion, admitted on Wednesday that the separatists had a Buk missile system, the launcher thought to be fired by mistake at the Malaysian Airlines jet, which was flying from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.
However, Alexander Borodai, prime minister of the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic, denied on Thursday that the rebels had such a weapon in an interview with the BBC.
 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10989525/MH17-Russia-accuses-US-of-fabricating-evidence.html

Monday, 14 July 2014

Interesting Facts about the Quran

Interesting Facts about the Quran

10 March 2012 at 08:38
1. How many Suras are in Holy Qur’an? 114.
2. How many verses are in Holy Qur’an? 6236.
3. How many dots are in Holy Qur’an? 1015030.
4. How many fatha are in Holy Qur’an? 93243
5. How many kasra are in Holy Qur’an? 39586
6. How many Raque are in Holy Qur’an? 1000.
7. How many stops, Waqf are in Holy Qur’an? 5098.
8. How many Thashdeed are in Holy Qur’an? 19253.
9. How many letters are in Holy Qur’an? 323671
10. How many damma are in Holy Qur’an? 4808.
11. How many Madd are in Holy Qur’an? 1771
12. How many words are in Holy Qur’an? 77701, some say 77437, Allahu ‘Alum
13. How many parts of Holy Qur’an? 30.
14. How many times is Bismillahir Rahmaanir Raheem is repeated? 114.
15. How many Sura start with Bismillahir Rahmaanir Raheem? 113.
16. How many times is the word ‘Qur’an’ repeated in Holy Qur’an? 70.
17. Which is the longest Sura of Holy Qur’an? Al-Baqarah.
18. Which is the best drink mentioned in Holy Qur’an? Milk.
19. The best eatable thing mentioned in Holy Quran is? Honey.
20. Which is the shortest Sura of Holy Qur’an? Kausar.
21. The longest verse of Holy Quran is in which Sura? Al-Baqarah verse 282
22. The most disliked thing by Allah Ta’ala though Halal is? Divorce
23. Which letter is used for the most time in Holy Quran? Alif
24. Which letter is used the least in the Holy Qur’an? Zaa.
25. Which is the best night mentioned in Holy Qur’an? Night of Qadar.
26. Which is the best month mentioned in Holy Qur’an? Ramadhan
27. Which is the biggest animal mentioned in Holy Qur’an? Elephant.
28. Which is the smallest animal mentioned in Holy Qur’an? Mosquito
29. How many words are in the longest Sura of Holy Qur’an? 25500.
30. How many words are in the smallest Sura of Holy Qur’an? 42
31. Which Sura of Holy Quran is called the mother of Qur’an? Sura Fatihah
32. How many Sura start with Al-Hamdulillah? Five; Fatihah, Inaam, Kahf, Saba & Fatir.
33. Which Sura has the same number of verses as the number of Sura of Holy Qur’an? Takwir, 114 verses.
34. How many Sura’s name is only one letter? Three; Qaf, Sad & Noon.
35. How many Sura start with word ‘Inna ‘? Four; Sura Fatha, Nuh,Qadr, Kausar.
36. Which verse has the longest continuous string of related letters? 15:22 fa-asqaynaakumoohu
37. Which Sura are called Musabbahat? Isra, Hadeed, Hashr, Juma, Taghabun & Aala.
38. How many Sura are Makkahi and how many are Madni? Makki 86, Madni 28.
39. Which Sura is from the name of tribe of Holy Prophet? Quresh
40. Which Sura is called the heart of Holy Qur’an? Yaseen.
41. In which Sura is the name of Allah repeated five times? Sura al-Haj.
42. Which Suras are named Azaiam? Sajdah, Fussilat, Najum & Alaq.
43. Which Sura is the name of one Holy war? Sura Ahzaab.
44. Which Sura is the name of one metal? Sura Hadeed
45. Which Sura does not starts with Bismillah? Sura Tauba.
46. Which Sura is called ‘Aroos-ul-Qur’an’, the Bride of the Qur’an? Sura Rahman.
47. Which Sura is considered as 1/3 of holy Qur’an? Al-Ikhlas.
48. The name of how many Sura are without dot? Fatihah, Raad, Tur, Rum, Masad.
49. In which Sura does Bismillah appear twice? Sura Naml.
50. How many Sura start with the Initials ( Mukette’at ) 29
51. Which Sura was revealed twice? Sura Fatihah.
52. In which Sura is the backbiter condemned? Sura Humaza.
53. In which Sura is the name of Allah repeated in every verse? Sura Mujadala.
54. In which Sura does the letter ‘Fa’ did not appear? Fatihah.
55. Which Sura are called Muzetain? Falaq & Nas.
56. Which are those Sura if their names are reversed remain the same? Lael & Tabbat.
57. Which is that Sura if its first letter is remove becomes the name of one of the cities of Saudi Arab? Sajdah
58. Which Suras starts with word ‘ Tabara Kallazi’ Mulk & Furqan
59. Makkan Suras were revealed in how many years? 13 years
60. Madani Sura were revealed in how many years? 10 years.
61. Which Suras start with word Qad? Mujadala & Momenoon.
62. Which Sura is related to Hazrat Ali? Sura Adiyat.
63. How many Sura are in 30th Chapter? 37.
64. Which Sura has every verse ending with letter ‘Dal ‘? Ikhlas.
65. Which Sura is revealed in respect of Ahle Bayt? Sura Dahr/Insan
66. Which Sura every verse ends with letter ‘Ra ‘ Kauser.
67. In which Sura is the creation of human beings mentioned? Sura Hijr verse 26.
68. In which Sura are the regulations for prisoners of war mentioned? Sura Nisa
69. Which Sura deals with the laws of marriage? Sura Nisa.
70. Which Sura if its name is reversed becomes the name of one bird? Sura Rum.
71. In which Sura is the story of the worship of cow of Bani Israeel mentioned? Sura Taha.
72. In which Sura is the law of inheritance mentioned? Sura Nisa.
73. In which Sura is the Hijra of the Holy Prophet mentioned? Sura Anfal.
74. In which Sura are the 27 Attributes of Allah mentioned? Sura Hadeed.
JazakAllah

Saturday, 28 June 2014

The Agony and the Agony... in world cup 2014 Brazil

http://online.wsj.com/articles/the-world-rankings-of-flopping-1403660175?mod=trending_now_5

The World Cup Flopping Rankings

Brazil, Neymar Are Most Commonly Seen in Anguish; Bosnia Is Most Likely to 'Grin and Bare It'

One of the most common complaints during this otherwise splendid World Cup is the amount of time players spend embellishing injuries.
All too often during matches, seemingly fit men fall to the ground in agony. They scream, wince, pound the grass with their fists and gesture to the sidelines for a stretcher. Some of them clutch a limb as if it was just freed from the jaws of a wood chipper.
But after a few moments, just as the priests arrive to administer last rites, they sit up on the gurney, shake it off, rise to their feet and run back on the field to play some more.
Fans of the world's most popular game know that this is just one of soccer's oldest and most universally despised tactics. Turning a small foul into a death performance worthy of La Scala can draw cards for opposing players, kill time from the clock or just give one's winded teammates a breather. What's interesting about the World Cup is that not all national teams are the same. Some embellish all the time, some hardly at all. 
With this in mind, the Count loaded 32 World Cup matches on the DVR and set out to perform a comprehensive empirical study aimed at determining one thing: Which World Cup participant nation is the world's floppiest?
During the first 32 games, there were 302 players who could be seen at some point rolling around in pain, crumpling into a fetal position or lying lifeless on the pitch as the referee stopped the match. These theatrical episodes ate up a total of 132 minutes of clock, a metric we have decided to call "writhing time."
To be fair, it is actually possible to get hurt playing soccer. You can clang heads. You can snap a hamstring. You can get spiked in the soft tissue. There were nine injuries in total that forced players to be substituted from the game and to miss, or potentially miss, a match. These were discarded. That left 293 cases of potential embellishment that collectively took up 118 minutes, 21 seconds.
Another trick: how to calculate writhing time. The criteria used here is the moment the whistle is blown (because of a potential injury) to the moment that player stands up. If the TV camera cut to a replay, the stand-up moment was estimated. If he was helped off the field, the "writhing" clock stopped when he crossed the sidelines.
The study showed one thing emphatically: The amount of histrionics your players display during a match correlates strongly to what the scoreboard says. Players on teams that were losing their games accounted for 40 "injuries" and nearly 12.5 minutes of writhing time. But players on teams that were winning—the ones who have the most incentive to run out the clock—accounted for 103 "injuries" and almost four times as much writhing.
So with that cleared away, here are the "winners" of our first-ever international soccer injury-embellishment awards. Envelopes, please!
The Team Most Commonly Seen in Anguish: Brazil. There were 17 incidents in two games when a member of the Seleção was seen on the ground in pain—the most of any country. World Cup poster boy Neymar had five such "injuries," the most on his team. In every case he was back on his feet within 15 seconds.
The Overall Writhing-Time Champions: Honduras. Los Catrachos spent the most time on the ground or being tended to by trainers: seven minutes and 40 seconds to be exact. Naturally, five minutes and 10 seconds of that came in the first half against France when the match was tied (which would have been good enough for them).
The Team Most Likely to Grin and Bear it: Bosnia and Herzegovina. These World Cup newbies obviously don't get how this works. They only had two "injuries" in two games for a total of 24 seconds of writhing time.
The Team With the Most Carnage in One Game: Chile. While they protected an early lead against Spain, the Chileans tallied 11 "injuries," more than 24 other teams had in two games.
The Fastest "Injury" Yet: Enner Valencia, Ecuador. Against Honduras, Valencia was on the ground, clutching his leg after four seconds.
Worst Use of a Stretcher: 5 players (tie) Of the nine players carried off in these matches, five returned—all in less than 90 seconds, including American DaMarcus Beasley.